Bethenny Frankel’s...

Hot  housewife and “skinnygirl” spokes-slut Bethenny Frankel made a special appearance at an Apollo event this week and brought the cougar assets that made her a star: the bubbies. Check out these wild and crazy red-carpet photos. Her New York-based TV show may be off for...

The Cougar TV Show on TV...

I hate Mike Fleiss. Because he makes bad TV? No. Because I used to work for him. Ultimately, his latest TV reality show yields the same results as The Bachelor. No Mike, you can’t just re-do the cast and get something new. It’s not new. Producer Mike Fleiss has scored in TV...

Dancing with the Sluts...

You know how good a woman is in the sack from watching her dance. So I know I don’t want to bang Holly, Denise or Brooke Burke. Even though Brooke won last year. They all look so uptight I’d say that jacking off is better from seeing her dancefloor moves. Listen ladies you...

The World’s Uglies...

Patti Stanger is the world’s ugliest woman and if I ever see her face on TV again I’m going to hurl. As if we didn’t know already… Reality shows are fake. They ARE scripted. They ARE planned. They ARE NOT worth your time. For instance Bravo’s Millionaire...

Pam Anderson Girl on the...

A few years ago one of the best dinners I was ever having got even better when I saw some Cougar with the nicest juggs chasing her kids around my table. The food was sushi, the restaurant was in Malibu and it was famous for celebrity sightings like this one. But somehow it took me five...