A few years ago one of the best dinners I was ever having got even better when I saw some Cougar with the nicest juggs chasing her kids around my table. The food was sushi, the restaurant was in Malibu and it was famous for celebrity sightings like this one. But somehow it took me five minutes to realize the Cougar chasing her cubs was Pamela Anderson.
Now Pamela is reinventing herself in the mainstream with the E! Channel’s newest reality show, “Pam: Girl on the Loose.” Surprisingly her show got off to a worse start than the cable channel’s recent outings with Denise Richards and the Lohan family.
It is most surprising because I tuned in last Sunday and was pleasantly surprised. Unlike the Lohan’s and Denise’s “Complicated” Pam’s show wasn’t an on-air abortion. Unlike her peer’s programs, Pam’s show wasn’t hosing the world down with sh*t footage and stubborn boredom. Better than the scripted Kardashian antics too the former Playmate’s show averaged 1.1 million total viewers at 10 p.m. on Sunday, according to Nielsen Media Research. It was off 27% from “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated” and “Living Lohan,” each of which debuted May 26 with 1.5 million viewers.
“Sunset Tan,” which had its Season 2 bow after “Pam” at 10:30 p.m. Sunday, built on “Pam’s” performance by 200,000 viewers with an average of 1.3 million. That’s also a significant improvement over “Tan’s” May 2007 series premiere, which pulled in 795,000 viewers.
Maybe in a few weeks it will improve. I’m sure whatever happens Pam and her righteous big tits will be alright.
If you do tune in don’t expect to see Pamela’s kids like I did in Malibu. One of the reason’s I like this show is because she’s unwilling to drag her kids into her on-screen drama. I can respect that. Maybe Denise Richards can take notes and understand that the paparazzi take no prisoners once you involve those you should be protecting.
I could go on but I think I want to switch gears now.
I want to look at girls that got bigger boobs than Pam, a hot blonde you are more likely to see at the beach in Malibu, a blonde that might be hotter than Pam, and a chick that can take my mind of Pam anytime.
Sorry Pam.
