Marisa Tomei gives four stars and two nipples in “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” movie

WARNING!! THIS POST MAY CONTAIN MOVIE SPOILERS! 

Marisa Tomei burst onto the scene as an overnight sin-sation in “My Cousin Vinny” but has only been in a handful of mainstream appearances since then. That movie role made her a Hollywood sex pot almost overnight. But Marisa Tomei really has rallied as a Cougar in Sydney Lumet’s latest feature “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead.” Her impact on this movie is responsible for most to rush to the theater and see this film. It is rare when a mainstream actress elects to go topless for so much of a movie, but Tomei shows no fear, (and needs no fixing in post) in her seductive performance as the housewife of bad guy Philip Seymour Hoffman. 

From the first frame she is naked. Butt naked. And in a hot and explicit first scene she is getting a solid romp of doggystyle action from Hoffman. You have to see it to believe it because it is almost hardcore porn. After they finish and are lying in bed post-coital she continues to bare her chest for the camera. This has to be setup because no actress or woman would naturally do this. Probably direction from Lumet, a’la “Strip Search.” 

Then about 35 minutes into the movie she has another moment in the bedroom with co-star Ethan Hawke. This one is almost two minutes of her walking around topless in high heels and lacy underwear. She also wears a brilliant necklace draped around her tits for trim. She is really in shape and maybe used this screen role to prove it. Maybe she was looking for more roles to be offered in the future. Certainly everyone in Los Angeles will be taking notice because she is hard to miss. 

As far as the rest of the movie is concerned, you might want to finish your popcorn and leave the theater at this point. The rest of the film is crap and I don’t recommend it. And the next scene Marisa Tomei is in will be the first time she is fully-clothed, although she sports a steep neckline (quite appropriate for a funeral scene don’t you think?)

Go to see it only for the boobs - Tomei is queen.By the way, it doesn’t look like Tomei has had any plastic surgery. Her juggs are all natural and as she is maturing with her age. She will be a Milf, she will rise as a cougar to be reckoned with and she made me want to go home and ass-fuck my wife. 

The movie is crap, but Tomei is worth a fabulously “fucking” look.



One Response to “Marisa Tomei gives four stars and two nipples in “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” movie”

  1. The Log says:

    I loved Marissa in the Slums of Beverly Hills. Great scene with her and Natasha Lyonne playing with the dildo.

    Every time this movie comes on I want to watch the feel up scene in the laundry room, they did a great job of making Natasha look like she had big tits.

    Good review!

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