Joseph Smith is big pimpin’ indeed!
When an ex-Mormon was revoked of his BYU diploma after he published scantly-clad missionaries he fired back with a new calendar of real hot Mormon housewives. The models are all Mormons and they are all aware that the Mormon Church could hunt them down in the night and gut them alive in the woods. But that didn’t stop them and we love it.
Currently, the Housewife calendar is not for sale and no way I’m gay.
HBO’s Big Love producers might be hunted down after this weekend too. 
The show made a pre-apology to the Mormon Church acknowledging that some might be offended by what airs this weekend on March 15 in the episode titled, “Outer Darkness.” It’s stirring up quite a bit of controversy because the episode will portray a sacred temple ceremony where the polygamist wives bathe in the blood of sacrificial babies in an unbridled orgy exchange. No, just kidding. Instead it’s all much ado about nothing.
But those Proposition 8 bigots from Utah do deserve whatever medicine they get even if it’s from cable TV.
You know there’s a reason why Mormons are so hot. It’s the limited gene pool. They keep marrying and fucking each other and that’s what keeps symmetry intact along the facial structure. It’s true. Now you know why Mormon babes are always hot. Like the cult itself, they’re born into it.
