You know how good a woman is in the sack from watching her dance.
So I know I don’t want to bang Holly, Denise or Brooke Burke. Even though Brooke won last year. They all look so uptight I’d say that jacking off is better from seeing her dancefloor moves. Listen ladies you know you are hot, there’s no doubt you are smokin’ hot, but remove the vibrator before you put on the ballroom gown.
I’ll start watching if ABC can lure in Catherine Zeta-Jones, Penélope Cruz or even Sophia Loren. And any hot old cougar will kick up their heels I’m sure.
That’s my final answer on network TV this week.
