was Bing Crosby horny at Christmas?

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I’m dreaming of a kinky – Christmas
Just like the ones I’ve come to know
Where the dildos glisten
And people listen
To hear rabbits humming low

I’m dreaming of a kink – Christmas
With every handcuff that I clink
May your spankings rush to red from pink
And may all your Christmases be kink

I’m dreaming of a kink – Christmas
With every perfect taste of spice
May you savor every kinky slice
Curled up and reading who’s Naughty or Nice

This is all a crooner wants for Christmas.All that cougars want in their stocking is cock.



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