The film comes out December 21 and IT sounds like a perfect fit for the Christmas movie season: bosomy showgirls snorting cocaine in a Las Vegas hot tub. A rowdy, Scotch-slamming bon vivant splashing in there with them copping a feel. By the way, he’s also a congressman from Texas. Then there’s a C.I.A. operative. A-List actors are in the cast: Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, and Julia Roberts as roving a Capitol Hill Cougar. All this, and the story is true.
But Charlie Wilson’s War is only rated R and you can see it at any local cinema multiplex. So who cares?
It might be more fun to spend the holidays with Santa’s little helpers — three young women named Nikki, Lichelle & Brooke.
Instead of a drunk-driving democrat, real antics might be more festive instead. Even if you’re a Jew celebrating Hannakah these porn stars will you into the holiday spirit. The scene even borrowed a little Andy Sandburg magic and put Santa’s dick in a box.
While shoppers nationwide say they plan to spend less this holiday season, Santa’s little helpers have made the perfect gift for you.
Lichelle deserves coal, loads of it.
[...] she squeezes a lot in the pictures. Huge nipples! It looks like the company used the same set for this scene too. Whatever [...]