The Cougar TV Show on TV...

I hate Mike Fleiss. Because he makes bad TV? No. Because I used to work for him. Ultimately, his latest TV reality show yields the same results as The Bachelor. No Mike, you can’t just re-do the cast and get something new. It’s not new. Producer Mike Fleiss has scored in TV...
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Dancing with the Sluts...

You know how good a woman is in the sack from watching her dance. So I know I don’t want to bang Holly, Denise or Brooke Burke. Even though Brooke won last year. They all look so uptight I’d say that jacking off is better from seeing her dancefloor moves. Listen ladies you...
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Hot Mormon Muffins House...

Joseph Smith is big pimpin’ indeed! When an ex-Mormon was revoked of his BYU diploma after he published scantly-clad missionaries he fired back with a new calendar of real hot Mormon housewives. The models are all Mormons and they are all aware that the Mormon Church could hunt them...
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The World’s Uglies...

Patti Stanger is the world’s ugliest woman and if I ever see her face on TV again I’m going to hurl. As if we didn’t know already… Reality shows are fake. They ARE scripted. They ARE planned. They ARE NOT worth your time. For instance Bravo’s Millionaire...
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The Cougar Den...

The old hags are on the prowl for young men once again. Cameron Diaz is back but Kristin Wiig and Michaela Watkins are so good it’s almost scary, or maybe...
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Cougars defined and re-d...

What makes a hot-blooded Cougar? A woman come of age and maturity that retains her sexual appeal and still uses it? We’ve expressed it before but maybe not to the length we should have. You can name a few and learn by association. But is that really a comprehensive discourse? Just...
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Real Housewives of Orang...

Ok, I wanted to give a sound review of last night’s episode and I wanted to rightfully identify the number but the BRAVO network’s website is not updated. Come on! Update your site, act professional! Anyway, I’ll keep it short and quick. This season 3 is really a...
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The Joys of Christmas...

The film comes out December 21 and IT sounds like a perfect fit for the Christmas movie season: bosomy showgirls snorting cocaine in a Las Vegas hot tub. A rowdy, Scotch-slamming bon vivant splashing in there with them copping a feel. By the way, he’s also a congressman from Texas....
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My Small Breasts and Me...

If you followed the news at all this week, you know that the National Intelligence Estimate has determined that Iran’s nuclear threat is overblown, and if you followed the news more closely you probably know that Jennifer Love Hewitt is pissed. When photographs of Jennifer during a...
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